Paramore’s sixth album, This Is Why, has been out for a few days now. I’m working on a review, but first things first: what does your favorite song off the album say about you?
“This Is Why”
You’re the person that works in tech and wears Carhartt beanies.
“The News”
You were Team Jacob because you wanted to be different.
“Running Out Of Time”
If you’re gonna post a thirst trap, just commit. I don’t wanna see any more half-assery. Just accept that you’re hot and that everybody wants to see it. Fortune favors the bold.
“C’est Comme Ça”
Your favorite Wes Anderson movie—sorry, film—is The Life Aquatic. You disagree with Hayley and do NOT think Zac looks like Jason Schwartzman.
“Big Man, Little Dignity”
Your commitment to cyberbullying your local government representatives on behalf of basic human rights is admirable, but you could definitely benefit from popping a gummy and zoning out to a few seasons of Love Island.
“You First”
Women want you. Fish fear you. You’re party to more free drinks than the average bar-goer. But you always chicken out at karaoke because you can’t decide on a go-to song.
“Figure 8”
Maybe try a temporary hair dye first before you go all-in. Green doesn’t actually look good on most people. And please, for the love of god, whatever you do, don’t try cutting your own bangs again.
“Liar”
Your favorite movie is When Harry Met Sally.
“Crave”
You’re a little gay.
“Thick Skull”
You’re correct.
What’s your favorite song off the album? Lmk <3
Katie from Paramore*